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Q What did the elephant say to from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q Whats the difference between a GSpot from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q Whats the difference between getting a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q What did the cannibal do after from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

Q How do you embarrass an archeologistA from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q What can a goose do a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Why is food better than menBecause you from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What have men and spray paint in from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

Question Why do men always give their from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

Question What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Question What do you call a lesbian from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.

Question What do you call a gay from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

Question Why did Frosty the Snowman pull from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

Question Whats another name for pickled breadAnswer from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.

Question Whats the difference between sin and from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Question What do elephants use for tampoonsAnswer from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

The blonde was at the blood bank from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.

Did you hear the one about the from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

A blonde and a brunette were talking from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks, "Don't you have a vase?"

Hello the blonde responded answering the phone from Flashcomment Dirty jokes Jokes
"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! You're good." she replied. "You mean you can tell all that from two hello's?"